Monday, January 11, 2010

The Boob recipe

First of all, I apologise for being MIA for the past few weeks. To make it up to you guys, I have uncovered Danelie of Dragonica Insider's biggest secret(s), and finally found out the infamous boob recipe of the Kentaur Tribe.

Manboob recipe.
Ingredients.
1 Bra. Preferably of the expected size of the bust, and preferably pink and frilly.
2 Apples. Preferably hard and firm, for the texture of the bust.
500ml of cream. For the colour of the bust.
500ml of milk. For the ability to produce milk.
2 Hershey's kisses.
1 Essense of femalia.

Steps.
1. Mix cream and milk, blend til thick and mushy.
2. Coat apple with mixture.
3. Apply kisses at prefered area of nipples.
4. Place in bra.
5. Apply essense.
6. Leave under moonlight for 5 nights.
7. Ingest all the ingredients.
8. You shall find yourself with fully developed boobs in 3 days and nights.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Ever wondered what boob sizes those Kentaurs were?

In this merry month of the year, journalist Mizureii has donned on her snooping uniform to take 4 paparazzi snaps of the men of the Kentaur Tribe, and find out who, among them, has the mightiest boob size of them all. We will give them ratings from 0 to 10, disclose to our readers their boob size, and in the next article, finally reveal the Kentaur Tribe's secret to their manly boob-ness.

First up, the Kentaur Chief himself, clad in his sparklysparklyshinneyshinneygoldgoldsparkly armour,
is up for our ratings.

Rating : 4/10
Boob size : C cup.
Notes : The Chief is said to be excactly 1870890465 years old as of this New Year, and despite his awesome cup size, the wrinkles have brought down his score of a 7 to a 4.



Rating : 7.5/10
Boob size : B cup.
Notes : Mmm, the Kentaur twins, one weilding a dagger, the other a blade. Being young knights of the tender age of 8465, they have only developed their boob size to that of a B cup, but nevertheless get a high rating for their youthfulness and charm.


Rating : 10/10
Boob size : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Cup and still growing.
Notes : He has big boobs. 'Nuff said.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

[Advertisment] The Christmas Bikini!

Mizureii here. As all fellow DGN-ans know, Christmas is JUST AROUND THE CORNER. But, have you ever felt tired of strutting around in a heavy red/green/burplenurple coloured suit in the cold?


Ever wanted a bit of spice in your outfit? Well fret not, cause XXXXXX Associations have created the perfect assemble for christmas this year!

The Christmas Bikini.


The following image has been censored for the safety of the readers after DGN Dose's editer decided to strut around in the Christmas Bikini.

*Ehem*

As I was saying, the Christmas Bikini is fully functional in keeping you warm, using a specialized gadget which-we-cannot-name-or-evil-people-will-try-to-duplicate-it. It keeps the user warm, Despite wearing just [strike]1 inch 2 inches 5 inches oh fine [/strike] 20 inches of cloth with the thickness of half an inch.

Disclamer : XXXXXX Associations don't not give compensations to users who are chased by crazy-maniacal-horny males.

Have a nice day.

Merry Christmas.

Mizureii. :D

Friday, December 18, 2009

Rest in Pieces Dobby, Rest in Pieces.

DGN Dose is sad to annouce that Dobby, our writer, was eaten by Lavalon, and shall no longer be in the service of DGN Dose. DGN Dose is now down to one writer, Mizureii.



It is reported that the only part of Dobby's body that was left is his Right Toe. Everything else, including his dick and balls, were said to be eaten by Lavalon.

RIP Dobby, Rest in Pieces.

The DGN Dose Team.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Journey, to the icky icky icky ICKY ICCKYYYYY -SHUT UP!- poop realm.

So. So. SO.

I was FORCED by my editor, to go to the POOP REALM t
o get some samples of poop. He SAID that there were NO mobs in the Poop Realm. Well, I wonder how my editor feels about being a LIAR, or I'll have to finish my work with his last TESTICLE. And then, he won't have kids. :D.

Tch. Any sane person should know to NEVER lie to Mizureii. You do that, and your insurance won't cover what I will do to you.

And, I STILL have to finish up my article on the poop realm. Ugh.


So, I picked up a school to the Poop Realm, warped in, and IMMEDIATELY GOT ATTACKED BY 2 POOP MONSTERS AND A FEW FROGS. NO MOBS EH? -glower-

I soon finished them off, but not without LOSING MY SPEAR. AND IT COST 1,000 GOLD YOU FAGGOT.

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News flash!

The editor of DGN Dose is reported to be in stable condition after being attacked by the journalist, Mizureii. His right testicle was said to have been frozen and then smashed with a hammer.

All police reports related to Mizureii have been burnt and utterly destroyed after she warned the International Police Department of Dragonica that their privates would be the next to go.

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Please ignore all words in bold. Have a nice day.

Mizureii.

Monday, November 30, 2009

On second thought...

I have another announcement to make. Originally, the blog were to be dead. That was because, Mizureii -ME!!- were to join Dragonica Insider as their jornalist. But after much thought -I super super love the c-box now-, I, Mizureii, have decided, to continue both DGN Dose and join Dragonica Insider!

A warning though, I might not be able to to complete many posts, I will try to maintain a 2 post a week ritual.

Coming up next! Mizureii's journey into the poop realm!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

That's it. It's the end.

Yep, you heard me right. That's it. It's over. DGN Dose is dead. Forever. We have no reason now to continue the blog, and we wish those who have DGN blogs of their own good luck with their blogs.

Ta ta to all,

Mizureii.