Mizureii here. As all fellow DGN-ans know, Christmas is JUST AROUND THE CORNER. But, have you ever felt tired of strutting around in a heavy red/green/burplenurple coloured suit in the cold?
Ever wanted a bit of spice in your outfit? Well fret not, cause XXXXXX Associations have created the perfect assemble for christmas this year!
The Christmas Bikini.
The following image has been censored for the safety of the readers after DGN Dose's editer decided to strut around in the Christmas Bikini.
*Ehem*
As I was saying, the Christmas Bikini is fully functional in keeping you warm, using a specialized gadget which-we-cannot-name-or-evil-people-will-try-to-duplicate-it. It keeps the user warm, Despite wearing just [strike]1 inch 2 inches 5 inches oh fine [/strike] 20 inches of cloth with the thickness of half an inch.
Disclamer : XXXXXX Associations don't not give compensations to users who are chased by crazy-maniacal-horny males.
Have a nice day.
Merry Christmas.
Mizureii. :D
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