Journey, to the icky icky icky ICKY ICCKYYYYY -SHUT UP!- poop realm.

So. So. SO.

I was FORCED by my editor, to go to the POOP REALM to get some samples of poop. He SAID that there were NO mobs in the Poop Realm. Well, I wonder how my editor feels about being a LIAR, or I'll have to finish my work with his last TESTICLE. And then, he won't have kids. :D.

Tch. Any sane person should know to NEVER lie to Mizureii. You do that, and your insurance won't cover what I will do to you.

And, I STILL have to finish up my article on the poop realm. Ugh.


So, I picked up a school to the Poop Realm, warped in, and IMMEDIATELY GOT ATTACKED BY 2 POOP MONSTERS AND A FEW FROGS. NO MOBS EH? -glower-

I soon finished them off, but not without LOSING MY SPEAR. AND IT COST 1,000 GOLD YOU FAGGOT.

********************************************************

News flash!

The editor of DGN Dose is reported to be in stable condition after being attacked by the journalist, Mizureii. His right testicle was said to have been frozen and then smashed with a hammer.

All police reports related to Mizureii have been burnt and utterly destroyed after she warned the International Police Department of Dragonica that their privates would be the next to go.

************************************************

Please ignore all words in bold. Have a nice day.

Mizureii.