DGN Dose

The Boob recipe

2010-01-11T11:57:00.002+08:00

First of all, I apologise for being MIA for the past few weeks. To make it up to you guys, I have uncovered Danelie of Dragonica Insider's biggest secret(s), and finally found out the infamous boob recipe of the Kentaur Tribe.Manboob recipe.Ingredients.1 Bra. Preferably of the expected size of the bust, and preferably pink and frilly.2 Apples. Preferably hard and firm, for the texture of the bust

Ever wondered what boob sizes those Kentaurs were?

2009-12-27T11:18:00.004+08:00

In this merry month of the year, journalist Mizureii has donned on her snooping uniform to take 4 paparazzi snaps of the men of the Kentaur Tribe, and find out who, among them, has the mightiest boob size of them all. We will give them ratings from 0 to 10, disclose to our readers their boob size, and in the next article, finally reveal the Kentaur Tribe's secret to their manly boob-ness.First up

[Advertisment] The Christmas Bikini!

2009-12-24T18:34:00.002+08:00

Mizureii here. As all fellow DGN-ans know, Christmas is JUST AROUND THE CORNER. But, have you ever felt tired of strutting around in a heavy red/green/burplenurple coloured suit in the cold?Ever wanted a bit of spice in your outfit? Well fret not, cause XXXXXX Associations have created the perfect assemble for christmas this year!The Christmas Bikini.The following image has been censored for the

Rest in Pieces Dobby, Rest in Pieces.

2009-12-18T14:22:00.003+08:00

DGN Dose is sad to annouce that Dobby, our writer, was eaten by Lavalon, and shall no longer be in the service of DGN Dose. DGN Dose is now down to one writer, Mizureii.It is reported that the only part of Dobby's body that was left is his Right Toe. Everything else, including his dick and balls, were said to be eaten by Lavalon.RIP Dobby, Rest in Pieces.The DGN Dose Team.

Journey, to the icky icky icky ICKY ICCKYYYYY -SHUT UP!- poop realm.

2009-12-08T18:48:00.005+08:00

So. So. SO. I was FORCED by my editor, to go to the POOP REALM to get some samples of poop. He SAID that there were NO mobs in the Poop Realm. Well, I wonder how my editor feels about being a LIAR, or I'll have to finish my work with his last TESTICLE. And then, he won't have kids. :D.Tch. Any sane person should know to NEVER lie to Mizureii. You do that, and your insurance won't cover what I

On second thought...

2009-11-30T11:58:00.002+08:00

I have another announcement to make. Originally, the blog were to be dead. That was because, Mizureii -ME!!- were to join Dragonica Insider as their jornalist. But after much thought -I super super love the c-box now-, I, Mizureii, have decided, to continue both DGN Dose and join Dragonica Insider!A warning though, I might not be able to to complete many posts, I will try to maintain a 2 post a

That's it. It's the end.

2009-11-29T11:07:00.002+08:00

Yep, you heard me right. That's it. It's over. DGN Dose is dead. Forever. We have no reason now to continue the blog, and we wish those who have DGN blogs of their own good luck with their blogs.Ta ta to all,Mizureii.

The secret, of Mimir King Bubo.

2009-11-25T20:47:00.003+08:00

Now most of you peeps have called the Mimir King Bubo male, but DGN Dose's ever inquisitive reporter, Mizureii, has gone off to check out the Mimir King him, or her-self, and determind the fact, that is the Mimir King Bubo a male, or a female? "So as she set's off , she is nevertheless encountered by a few unsightly monsters, but the strong Mizureii finished them off with a wave of her magic

The abuse that has befallen pets nowdays,

2009-11-13T20:42:00.007+08:00

As you all should know, a pet's ass should be in the shape of a hole, as to the name, asshole. But recently, rich pet owners have customised pet's ass holes with various shapes. Two of the most famous shapes are, The yen sign, And the asterik.Although these ass hole shapes are vastly entertaining, they can cause incredible harm to their pets since it makes shitting very painful and shortens a

T3h search for Mizureii!

2009-11-13T19:59:00.006+08:00

It may come to your attention that my evil twisted mutated psychotic dominatrix colleague has been missing for some time now! Though I begged and whined at the editor, that bas*!#( still kicked me out of his office and sent me on the mission to find Miz! Though it would seem unlikely that she would be at home, I decide to give it a shot just incase she left any traps. I mean messages for me that

To Emolon, I mean Lavalon!

2009-11-08T00:40:00.002+08:00

Dear Lavalon,Allow me to be frank to you. Suck it up you little useless whiny dragon. For Kaye's sake, your a god damned 50 men high magma drake with your own land along with endless hordes of undeads at your disposal!While you can't sell replacement dick at outrageous price, you can start killing off adventurers that challenge you and loot their equipments! I'm pretty sure those equipment would

Ask Dobby #1

2009-11-06T00:08:00.014+08:00

Doctor Dobby,It's me Lavalon! Do you remember the times when I used to be a happy little Magma hatchling that swim around joyfully in my lava pool in Magmus? It was nice to have someone like mommy paris kissing every little boo boo I get from playing around Magmus and awesome to have Daddy Farrel read me bed time stories! I miss those times!When I was 10, daddy dick got chopped off by mommy and

Special Insider Report! From Prison T_T

2009-11-05T18:56:00.004+08:00

I still have no idea how I got myself into this sticky situation! All I remember was me and Prawnt downing tequilla shots in Wild Cocks Bar! Next thing I know, BAM! I find myself sitting on a roof top beside a seagull!When I retraced my step to find out what happened, I found myself cornered by a SWEATs! Before I could figure out what they want! They hauled me off! They took away all my lovely

News Flash!

2009-11-04T21:08:00.003+08:00

Reporter Dobby and Paladin Prawnt are reported to have been sent to the Libra Jail after staying 5 hours at Wild Cock Bar and downing shots of tequilla and turning drunk. Later, they were seen at Yuffie's, Alphie's and Kaye's houses stealing their panties. Apparently, Kaye managed to land a punch on Prawnt's nose but besides that, no damage was done. However, the three ladies called the police

[Part Three] Notable diseases of Dragonica

2009-11-03T19:50:00.002+08:00

Coming up next in our awesome list of common yet deadly diseases would be the almighty Acute Sidelined Syndrom + Whining Irresistibly & Promoting Eblis (A.K.A ASSWIPE). While this disease is not as contagious as other disease, it still poses a serious threat to the community (Rather than the individual!)Symptoms :1) Constant Whining.2) Claiming that their at the short end of the stick even when

[Part Two] Notable diseases of Dragonica.

2009-11-03T11:06:00.002+08:00

Next up, in our disease special, we have Mizureii, off to the town Libra to research our 2nd disease, "Slack".What to expect in a Slack outbreak.Symptoms.1. Willingness to stay at one stop and chat with other players for hours, and even days at a time.2. Lost of the urge to train at mission maps.3. Is the exact opposite of Grind.4. Gossip 24/7.After-effects.1. Failure of the exercise of the hand

[Part One] Notable diseases of Dragonica.

2009-11-02T20:19:00.002+08:00

DGN Dose's hit reporter, Mizureii, has been sent off to study the notable diseases of Dragonica. Today, she will travel through the cities of Libra after an outbreak of "Grind" after the double EXP event.What to expect in a Grind outbreak.Symptoms:1. An unstoppable urge to head to the nearest Mission Map and kill monsters for hours at a time.2. Lack of sleep.3. Feeling "high" without the usage of

The Underworld's Fury

2009-10-31T15:41:00.004+08:00

BREAKING NEWS!Dracul's minion are finally on the move! Armies of werewolves and vampires are seen marching outside of various towns in preperation for an invasion! Every citizen of the realm are armed and ready to fight for their lives! Evil Dracul's plot to give children candies that would eventually lead to dental problems must not succeed! Taking the scene to you live!Brave oracles gather to

Interviewar!

2009-10-30T22:32:00.004+08:00

As a form of punishment for Miz recent behaviour, the management has sentenced Miz to be one of the interview during Holloween! Of course, since I'm her usual victim. I have the honour of being the first to throw in my questions! Some of it involves some unfathomable things she ask others, while the others are mysteries that I must know of!Any readers who wish to mail in their question to take

What I did during my frozen ball holidays.

2009-10-30T11:55:00.003+08:00

So, I went of on a 9 day holiday after I penguin-ed my editor in the....yeah, you know what I mean. So, I had a little free time left over after killing a few lost souls so I dragged Dobby along to interview Lavalon. I heard a rumor from one of those souls that Lavalon had a "Replacement dick factory" and so I wondered if our editor would like one.We set off to Lavalon's castle but after a few

Frosty Bally House of Horror!

2009-10-28T23:24:00.006+08:00

Here's the time of the year where you dress up in silly costume to scare the living daylights (or in this case, it seems alot like moonlight..) outta people!Meh. I almost got a heart attack when I see a ghost and a freaking grim reaper standing beside me! I was about to scream and we-. I mean. Err. Well there's all these sweet little realistic photograph-thinggie around town! So, go check it out

Dance Partaaaaay!

2009-10-25T22:44:00.006+08:00

Sunday Speciaaaaal!Once again, our lovely GM couples are here to bring some extra fun into the game! The all smexy and all laggy dance party at Port of Wind Rooftop! Amazingly, the rooftop manage to support all the players dancing on top. I'm pretty sure any occupants in the building would be severely annoyed by the commotion! Jin with his Smexy outfit! Yuffie with her Smexy outfit!Take Jin's

ZOMFG.

2009-10-25T14:30:00.004+08:00

Mwahaha..*********************************************************************Mizureii says: xD im BOOOOOOOORED get.. Irichi herePront says: she's offline and she doesn't have MSNMizureii says: tell her to make msn oh yeshPront says: fineMizureii says: WHOA RE JOO DATING IN DGN ? THE DGN DOSE MUST KNOW!Pront says: nobody (:Mizureii says: TEEEEL IT IS IRICHI?? IS ITTTT?Pront says: for leveling

The shocking truth!!

2009-10-24T16:53:00.006+08:00

So, while to boss sent Dobby off to search up the murder case ( I heard Dobby is now dick-less. WHOOO), I went off to find out more information on...the wonderful design of Port of Winds.After a tip off from a friend of ours, Prawnt.Apparently, Prawnt found out that the railings of Port of Winds were made of enlarged, magically turned-to-stone, dick. Furst and foremost, I went to Port of Winds to

The hunt for the Murderer!

2009-10-24T15:21:00.012+08:00

Till this date, the authorities have yet to locate the murderer who is responsible for the cold blooded murder of a rookie warrior a few days ago. Though the police chief assures me that they have redirected all possible manpower to track down the murderer, I have my doubts on their effectiveness.Judging by the ball-less corpse that was found by the police, the murderer seem incapable of killing

Jinnnnnnnnnnnn.

2009-10-23T11:32:00.005+08:00

Miz : There have been recent reports, of you, GM Jin, wearing bright yellow, smiley faced underwear. Can you comfirm the matter? Jin : Er, I don't like yellow since young. So most likely it wasn't me =X Miz : Then what about Ultraman underwear? Jin : Too Kiddish for me :D Miz : No underwear? Jin : Nope, I don't wear those. Boxer ftw~ Miz : Quoted. Jin likes boxers! Dob : Who doesn't?!

Teaser I has for j00!

2009-10-23T10:31:00.003+08:00

Stay tuned folks!

The mysterious blue bird.

2009-10-22T09:43:00.011+08:00

Recent studies have shown that the thought-to-be-extinct bird, the Mysterious Blue Bird has been found to have been rapidly breeding over the 10 years since it was deemed extinct. Fellow reporter Mizureii sets off to sight this bird and comfirm it's survival in the wild."Marty", the last Mysterious Blue Bird held captive.The first sighting of the bird in xxxxxx2nd sighting! This may have shown

Murderer on loose!

2009-10-21T21:31:00.008+08:00

BREAKING NEWS!!The authorities has just informed me a murder has occured in our beloved realm of Dragonica! Photos of the murder was sent to the police forces with a message that threatens that more murder shall follow as long as bunny huntings are illegal in the realm!Authorities are still attempting to uncover who's behind this evil plan to force a change in law that protects adorable little

IM FUGLY AND IM PROUD OF IT!

2009-10-21T20:48:00.001+08:00

BE PROUD!!

EPIC FAIL.

2009-10-19T14:14:00.001+08:00

Dobby's guild name explains everything about his fashion sense. GG.

A clash with the unlikely duo!

2009-10-18T15:35:00.015+08:00

From the darkest corners of Faeras to the bright lively cities of El Grego! DGN Dose proudly brings you the interview with the unlikely pair, Kewkies and Kreme! Since they live in an alternate realm from where DGN Dose originates, me the lowly paid and often abused reporter have to travel along side with my abuse-happy colleague to find this celebrity couple! Kewkies and Kreme!Miz : Hey guys,

Our interview with PRAWNT!

2009-10-18T08:19:00.005+08:00

I bet you guys are all hyper and bouncing up and down your seats to get the latest scoop about Prawnt , right? Who is Prawnt's love intrest ? ZOMG MORE YAOI ?! Every wondered where Toby the Gryphon went? Well, here are the answers.DATE : 17th October 2009PLACE : Mystia Lane , Channel 8 , Elga.PARTICIPANTS : Prawnt , Mizureii and Dobby.And we were all dressed up in our traditional reporters

Prawnt ! Part 1 , TEASERS..

2009-10-17T21:33:00.010+08:00

After an exhausting and disturbing trans-dimensional journey to the realm of Elga, me and Mizureii here manage to meet up with a well known figure of the realm. Who's this well known figure you ask? Why its Prawnt of course!We had a fun time torturing. I mean questioning Prawnt! For all Prawnt fans, enjoy the article which Mizureii would be publishing in the very near future!As any evil cooperate

My interview/battle with the Night Lord.

2009-10-17T17:38:00.000+08:00

Tch I can't believe that Dobby, going off on an interview with Paris! Our boss should know better than to let love-crazy Dobby interview her! I bet he'll be a pile of dust right! And here I am, stuck with interviewing The Night Lord. Are they mad ? It can't even talk! But, money talks so I went along to interview the Night Lord. In the end though, I vented my anger at the fact that Dobby got to

Everyone's Fav Evil Cutie

2009-10-17T17:17:00.000+08:00

My work at DGN Dose seem to be going rather well for me! I was dispatched to interview the all beautiful cutie in Dragonica, Paris!!! Obviously I had to go through a fight with Mizureii for a chance to ask Paris out for a dinner! I mean uh... Interview her for DGN Dose! While I get to cherish the idea of meeting Paris, Mizureii there gets to enjoy a shocking conversation with no other than our

The lovely Alvida.

2009-10-17T16:38:00.000+08:00